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75.6 hrs on record (66.9 hrs at review time)
i'm rewriting this review to tell you yes, it's worth it. every cent.

---> PLAY IT *BLIND* , DON"T READ, JUST PLAY, GO, SHOOO, NO STOP READING THEM, GO, YES EVEN MINE, GO. NOW.




there are so many details for you to find. There are challenges but that's in every game, don't give up.
This is now my comfort game, the music, the story, style, puzzles, and dear lord the DLC is adding a cake on top of another!
i'm replaying it (probably an unhealthy amount of times), to squeeze every bit of what's left to find or do.

if a game makes me do that, i have no regrets. NNOW GOOO S HOOOOe, STOP SPOILING YOURSELF!
Posted 27 November, 2020. Last edited 19 April, 2022.
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83.4 hrs on record (53.2 hrs at review time)
Probably the most addicting and adventurist game ever.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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0.0 hrs on record
Just amazing.
The quality of the graphics are unreal, so much effort and detail that you miss in this game is sad.
Wish there was a spectate mode or something to visit these maps and check them out,
maybe even be able to be these nightmares? probably a bad idea.
But i love the powers, huge fan of power driven games. Best part is, it isn't driven by it.



>>>>>>>>> (SPOILERS IF READ ANY FURTHER) <<<<<<<<<<<<<





Gonna say in chapter 3, big house part. The red shard "reveal all enemys" doesn't work at all.
It's no collide or something, you just go right through it.
Correct me if i'm wrong, i'll be playing this game over and over so if anything changes.
Thank you for reading this, and thank YOU the creator of this game for making it. Take Care.
Posted 25 June, 2019.
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8.7 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Can't deny it's scary, and the story is good. Don't know any of it, you get shards of it.
It's a puzzle to solve and i can't wait to collect and complete this game fully, or attempt too.
I'v had to restart 20 times, dead 100 probably. It only get's harder each chapter, so can't wait to scream and quit.
Posted 25 June, 2019.
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20.6 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
When i first played this game, i'v never felt so bad ass. Sure i died and got hit a lot, but you get better. I can say that repeating a stage over and over could get frustrating, But your set back into the action that keeps you motivated.
That's how i got 4.4 hours today. And i'll keep going until everything's completed, Nothing else to say.
Maybe it's much or impossible but, co-op would be... indescribable.

Posted 20 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
6,518.1 hrs on record (3,951.8 hrs at review time)
yup.
Posted 28 May, 2018.
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166.6 hrs on record (88.5 hrs at review time)
this game is so colorful, the art style is gorgeous. (sorry if i spell things wrong.)
but ya know what i mean. when it turned night time i was so amazed too be seeing the sky.
the game is beutiful and really well done, the creators put heart love and maybe even a little bit of blood.
and even more blood because there still working on it.
so, if your thinking of a seriel, relaxing, and just amazing game to look at, this is the game for ya.
but not only is it good to look it, the concept of currency and farming is very addicting.
"did all your slims despawn? WELP, there's nothing to fix that.".

Posted 10 April, 2018.
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57.2 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
this is is amazing, it has it's diffucult times and stressful stuff, but once skilled, it becomes a little bit easier. this game is still being worked on, that makes it even more amazing. hopfully it will be finished with new stuff. the story is a very good idea, it gives it that lore. but, ama say now, there are glitches and things that might mess you up. just a warning. BUT! this game is amazing enuf to let that slide. it takes fighting game to a whole new leavel, it's a satsfying evil feeling when you slice your target. anyways, that's my review, i give this thing 1-10, i gave it a 10/99999999999999. once this game is finshed, a'll give i that last push, but te'll then, it's as more awsome then as big as that number.
Posted 2 December, 2017.
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44.4 hrs on record (16.6 hrs at review time)
it's good and funny and awsome it has that tpye of glitcheyness and life in it..it's like gta 5 and prototpye was mixed into a bowl and became saints row IV
Posted 16 December, 2015.
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0.7 hrs on record
beucse it's good but am wondering how do you make your own map? going to look it up
Posted 20 September, 2015.
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