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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2018 @ 2:02pm

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2018 @ 2:33pm

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2018 @ 2:38pm

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2018 @ 1:28pm

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2018 @ 1:52pm

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2018 @ 12:39pm

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2018 @ 12:47pm

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2018 @ 12:49pm

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2018 @ 1:28pm

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2018 @ 1:49pm

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2018 @ 1:58pm

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2018 @ 2:09pm

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2018 @ 2:42pm

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2018 @ 2:49pm

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 6 May, 2018 @ 1:48pm

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 9 May, 2018 @ 3:08pm

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 13 May, 2018 @ 10:55am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 9 May, 2018 @ 3:31pm

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 13 May, 2018 @ 11:05am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 13 May, 2018 @ 11:31am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 13 May, 2018 @ 11:41am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 19 May, 2018 @ 4:51pm

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 19 May, 2018 @ 5:02pm

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 19 May, 2018 @ 5:28pm

Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2018 @ 2:08pm

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2018 @ 2:30pm

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2018 @ 2:16pm

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2018 @ 2:35pm

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2018 @ 2:45pm

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2018 @ 1:12pm

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2018 @ 1:35pm

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2018 @ 1:45pm

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2018 @ 2:31pm

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.
Unlocked 6 May, 2018 @ 1:36pm

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 6 May, 2018 @ 1:18pm

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 9 May, 2018 @ 3:37pm

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?
Unlocked 9 May, 2018 @ 3:38pm

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked 6 May, 2018 @ 1:32pm

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 6 May, 2018 @ 1:44pm

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
Unlocked 19 May, 2018 @ 4:55pm

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 19 May, 2018 @ 4:59pm

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!
Unlocked 19 May, 2018 @ 5:12pm

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.
Unlocked 19 May, 2018 @ 5:16pm

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.
Unlocked 13 May, 2018 @ 10:54am

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.
Unlocked 19 May, 2018 @ 3:47pm



Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.