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13 of 35 (37%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

ENTOMOLOGIST

50 kills using bees.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2019 @ 5:37am

DANNY TREJO

100 kills using machete in melee.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 2:27am

PSYCHO DUNDEE

50 kills using boomerang machete.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 3:48am

NEUROSURGEON

300 headshot/decap kills.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 5:18am

SCHWARZENEGGER

200 kills using M-60.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2013 @ 4:44am

EMO

Injure yourself.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2013 @ 3:39am

FAIL ZOMBIE

Respawn 20 times.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 6:37am

DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!

Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2013 @ 3:47am

THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!

Choose path for the first time.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 6:05am

SCOFIELD

Escape from prison.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 4:44am

REPO MAN

Return Thegways to the owner
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2013 @ 6:07am

AIN'T GOT COJONES!

Finish your business with Krotchy.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 5:36am

SPECIAL OLYMPIAN

Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 7:51am



CAT WRANGLER

50 kills using cat.

ARSONIST

150 kills using fire.

REAL AMERICAN

Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.

CAMELBACK

Piss 100 gallons of urine.

PERSONAL JESUS

Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)

SUCKTASTIC!

Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.

DON'T TAZE ME BRO

Taze 200 victims.

T.J. HOOKER

Arrest 200 perps.

PETA CHAIRMAN

Kill no animals in one playthrough.

STALLONE

Complete game using only melee.

EASTWOOD

Complete game using only the pistol.

I AM THE LAW

Complete Good path without falling off.

KAVORKIAN

Euthanise 30 elderly folks.

JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT

Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.

DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

Complete game killing only males.

WOLVERINES R GHEY

50 badgersaw kills.

PRODUCT RECALL

Destroy 50 cars.

PROPERTY DAMAGE

Smash 50 windows.

THERE IS NO SPOON

Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.

COMMIES GO HOME!

Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.

SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS

Arrest eco zealots leader.

ALL PERPS MUST DIE!

Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!