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This is objectively one of the worst games I've ever played for all the best reasons possible. The horrendously charming voice acting and questionable Turkish to English translation enhance the experience in manners I never could have forseen. I paid 2 dollar for this and had a smile on my face the entire time. I loved every moment of this game. It is truly the bad B-movie of video games, extremely enjoyable for what it is. Highly recommended.

I played my twitch channel at twitch.tv/megateamup. Check the VOD, and there WILL be a youtube video, this game was worth it.

What's not to love about this game? So much content to explore in the free demo. I can't wait for the full release. I find myself enthralled by the mystery of the ducks and the shadow monster man. A great and relaxing game to play with a major focus on exploration and the ethereal lighting effects afforded by Unreal Engine 5. Love, Kyle.

Great game with instantly recognizable racing mechanics and an art style and atmosphere that is all its own. Don't be fooled by the title, though, because Dryft is Life, literally. This is just as much a life simulator as anything else. It reminds me a lot of Stick RPG in the best ways. There's a lot of content here and the city is large and fleshed out, with there being a lot to find hidden around the corners and in the alleyways. Give it a chance, you won't be disappointed.

Highly recommended. If you like boss rush/Cuphead likes, this game's for you! More than enough value for the money (though I didn't pay for it), it's a bunch of fun and there's enough challenge to keep you chipping away at it until you finally get that sweet victory.

If you enjoy door opening simulators, have I got the game for you! There is a solid two or three hours in which you too can be chased by someone's VRChat fursona in a confusing nonsensical maze of hallways. This game left me conflicted as the premise was actually very interesting, a horror game in which you must carry around a ever-expanding ring of keys to lock and unlock doors to progress. Unfortunately the initial excitement of discovery of the game's mechanics wears off due to too many unsatisfying loops of having to unlock increasingly complex doors while the monster goes back and forth deciding how it can and cannot chase you. Unfortunately, the map design and occasional moments where I would fall through the world detracted from what could have been a very interesting experience.

Now here's the crazy part. I hated this game, I loathed playing a majority of it, and yet, I highly recommend you do the same. I would highly encourage the developer to polish this a bit, and add a minimap. This would be an experience worth the five dollar price tag in that event. Until then, wait for a steam sale. Love, your pal, NotKyle. FUll VOD available at: http://www.megateamup.com

Absolute masterpiece. I laughed, I cried, I busted in my pants again and again.

Fun fact, if the game charged by the minute instead of the whole cost upfront, I would have paid $.50/minute for the privilege of completing it.

I played this game for my Twitch channel at www.megateamup.com. We do pretty much nothing but obscure indie titles, some trash, some not. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the garden is decidedly in the "not trash" category.

I really enjoyed this game. The humor and dialogue gets in and gets out at a quick enough pace where it doesn't feel stale. The FPS gameplay is pretty tight! Controls were really nice. The aesthetic of the game is definitely a standout as well, sitting somewhere comfortably between Dusk and Ocarina of Time. The difficulty was challenging at times, but nothing anyone with half a brain can't handle after a few tries (can confirm, I have half a brain). The weapon upgrades were fun and interesting to use.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ The Garden is a really delightful experience that will take you about 2 1/2 hours if you're a complete idiot and keep making the same mistakes over and over again like I did. I paid $5 for it and feel like I got more than my money's worth. Strongly recommended!!!

I stream obscure indie titles. It's what I do, at megateamup.com. I scour Steam for new releases that not many people have heard of, or will hear of. I paid money for this. I wanted to like Sit Down, Please. I really, really, really, really wanted to like it. Here's why I didn't.

Dialogue heavy is an understatement here. This is more of a visual novel than anything else. USE THE "FAST" STORY MODE IF YOU PLAY THIS GAME. An entire completion of this game took me 4 hours, a large majority of which was spent staring at the same interrogation scene and reading line after line of redundant dialogue. Every character says the same thing multiple times in different ways. There is actually an interesting story here, but you're going to miss the trees for the forest, if that makes any sense.

As far as gameplay goes, there really isn't much. There's one minigame where you keep a heart pumping and keep a body cool. The gameplay changes into a guitar hero like rhythm game at the very end, and there's a huge difficulty spike that brings everything to a grinding halt.

If you're the developer of this game and you read this, please don't mistake my negative comments for a personal affront. You clearly put a lot of effort into this and you have nothing to be ashamed of. You had something really interesting here, but you wholly missed why people who make visual media opt for a "show, don't tell" approach. Hours of looking at the same chair, lightbulb, and heart machine was not the way to go on this one. The characters talked about so many interesting scenes, and we didn't get to see any of them. Fatigue set in quickly from all of the reading that needs to be done to fully digest what's going on.

I can't recommend Sit Down, Please in its current state. More variety in gameplay and more showing of what was going on would have went so far to make this worth it, but it just wasn't. Take note of games like Papers, Please, that slowly introduce new gameplay mechanics in order to keep things fresh and interesting. This just doesn't do that, or really anything but make you tired and sad.

Had fun with it. Played it on my twitch stream, which can be found at megateamup.com. My audience really enjoyed the game, however, they were disappointed that there was no end scene with the Time Traveler and Fred going out on a date. Please fix this as soon as possible so that my experience can reach a satisfactory conclusion. Thank you and god bless.

This was a mostly competent platformer but a fatal error occurs upon defeating the final boss(kid in goggles) that renders the game un-finishable. I completed the game twice and received the same fatal error. It is due to this and this alone that I will not be purchasing this studio's second venture into the gaming sphere, Horny Honey. That's the only reason! Hentai puzzle games are the greatest evidence that the human race has achieved anything at all.