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My brother walked in on me playing this game. I paused it as the Snake man, who was riding a much larger, mechanical, snake man, was firing lasers at a purple dragon all the while a green cat who was riding a motorcycle was kicking the snake man in the face and an anthropomorphic bassett hound was throwing health at me from a bi plane which was being piloted by a turtle-duck man. He looked over my shoulder and said "this game looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dope".