2023 Spotify Wrapped

Hello. It's wrapped time. Ready? Let's do this.

You jerked off 968 times. That's 13 days non stop.

You ♥♥♥♥ got erect 5821 times. You're top 7% among men.

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 0 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this year, and last year, and the year before that. Lmfao.

While your crush was getting piped, you had one song on repeat:

Your top song of the year was Mask by Dream. (This is why your father left lol.)

But that wasn't the only song in your rotation.

Your top songs:

#1 I Think I'm Going to Kill Myself by Elton John

#2 I Think I'm Going to Kill Myself by Elton John

#3 I Think I'm Going to Kill Myself by Elton John

#4 I Think I'm Going to Kill Myself by Elton John

#5 Squid Game Music by BTS

Please delete your account. (You are acoustic.)

That was fun. Same time next year?

⚠Girls only⚠

⬇READ IT ALL⬇

🌸Usually I hate chain mail but this one is super cute and REALLY WORKS🌸

🌏There are 7 billion people in this world and you are one of them🌏

🍭You are special and beautiful which is why I’m sending this to you🍭

🏆I want good things to happen to you so read this🏆

📖Now that you have read the beginning you can’t get out of this📖

❤Your crush will text you hey at 10:00pm tonight❤

🔐Then he will ask you out🔐

📱You will get a new iPhone in a year📱

👑You will get crowned prom queen in high school👑

🐶You will get your dream pet for Christmas🐶

🎀You will become very popular🎀

🧸Everyone will love you🧸

⏰Send this to 15 people in the next 30 minutes⏰

💀If you ignore that means bad luck for the next 3 years💀

😟You will also struggle with your grades next year😟

🙅🏼‍♀THIS IS NOT FAKE🙅🏼‍♀

😵A girl ignored this last year

Hey there!

:) hi!

is that u in the picture

Hello :)