"Who is that man with the big cigar,
who's greatest friend is the USSR.
He's known around from near and far
That actor man with the big cigar.
He puffs away
every night and day
with a twinkle in his eye
and all the while behind that smile
lurks many an untold lie
Down Whitehall way
you'll see his car
He's here, he's there, he's everywhere,
that friend of the USSR"