Why do we cry, when it's the onions that get hurt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTvcpdfGUtQ&feature=youtu.be&t=529

History of my chairs:
http://bestdiningchair.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/white-wood-dining-chairs-images.png

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison

"I have carried more animals than Noah's boat." - Random guy in dota