🛠️👷‍♂️🔥HAPPY LABOR DAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🔥👷‍♀️🛠️! The only thing getting WORKED HARDER 💦💦 than you this holiday is America’s sweaty 🍑🍑 labor force 💪🏾🛠️, so get ready to celebrate 🍻😏! You better be prepared to clock in ⏰ and punch that timecard right in the 🍑🍑, because Big Boss Daddy 👔🍆 is coming to inspect your tight little workstation 😈🔍. Don’t forget to spread those legs 🍗 like you’re on your lunch break 🥪🍔 and handle that hot, throbbing drill 🍆🔧💦.

Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your hardest-working sluts 😈🍑 to clock in 🕒 for a day of dirty labor 💦👅. If you get 5️⃣ back, you’re getting a juicy raise 💰💵 from Big Boss Daddy 🍆💦. If you get 🔟 back, expect to get worked 🥵 overtime 🕒🕙 with some extra benefits 🤑🍑. And if you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back, you’re getting promoted 🏆👑 to Boss ♥♥♥♥♥ status and can handle the biggest 🥒 tool in the workshop 😈🔨💦.

HAVE A HARD 💦💦 LABOR DAY, you nasty workaholic hoes 🛠️👅💦! 🥵🍆🍑💪🏽

Love this guy

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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♥♥♥♥ 💆🍑 ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ 🖕👦 I 👁 can't 💦 believe 🙏🙏 it! 😉 Alright 📝 so 🆗 today 📆🗓 we're 👶👩 having class 👩 and my crush was 😒🏻 looking like 👍 a 💯👶 straight-up 👫 snack 🍭 as 😏💰 usual. No one ☝ could 👈💖 see 👀🙈 me from 👉 the 👏 waist 👖👖 down 😱👇 so I stared at 🍆😩 her 👩 and started 💢💢 to 😳 jerk off. 🎇🏾 I 🙅 was yanking it, I 💞😎 was cranking it 💯 the 📚 teacher's 🏫 words were ⏬🚶 going 😖 in one ☝ ear 👂👂 and right out 😞🏍 the 🎁 other. 😤👪 Then my crush 😾 got 🏻📖 up 🦃 to 🌈 get 👏 a 💰🅱 cola out 🍻😫 of 💦💦 her mini-fridge, her fast ass 😈💥 was on display for ⌛ everyone 🤜 to 🔣👏 see.