Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre ♥♥♥♥♥. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre ♥♥♥♥♥, but pokimane’s ♥♥♥♥♥ is a goddess ♥♥♥♥♥, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that it’s not simping. Poki if you see this I love you please text me back.

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imagine goin to finger ur girl and you feel something in there. you reach in and try to pull it out. it's one of those infinite handkerchiefs. you pull, and pull, and pull. she's squirming and moaning at this point. the handkerchief feels too good. but you keep pulling. and pulling. and pulling. she reaches the edge, but you don't stop. it's too late now, you have to keep pulling. and pulling. and pulling. It's been 26 hours now. she's begging you to stop after her 248th orgasm. but you don't. you keep pulling. surely it has an end, right? But it doesn't. After a month starved and thirsty, you give out. you died, as you lived. pulling. thank you for reading my creepypasta, keep pulling gamers 😎😎😎

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