You may also know me as the cruel ruler of the forbidden land of the duds, this is true but i rule with a firm man dud as i stole the crown from sir bounce of the nips 2 years ago.

This is my legend:

A noob devouring sex tornado

Before a war, I like to work with leather.
The Ancient Indians used to say that, working with hides and leather, releases the soul ..


And that my friends, is just another layer to The Legend ...

I AM NOTHING BUT A HUMAN ONION

Oh, and if your wondering if i am satisfied from those $15 hookers, my answer is that I am never satisfied ! .... Its a curse ..


But do not be frightened by my terrorising man duds, althought they are vast, they have quick reflexes and can burst with chocolate milk that savours the mouth at any second.

I am just warning you my friends, that my tantalising man duds + my ever so hungy left nipple are deadly weapons which I use to my advantage.


Oh and if you were wishing to use me as a man prostitute you are welcome unless you have no tits, if you dont have tits, then get some tits yo ..


Hey hey there you little forest creatures,
none of you sons of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try to be heroes,
YOU HEAR ME !

Sorry about that, i get quite angry at the forest creatures sometimes.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dum peice of ♥♥♥♥ fairy creatures.

Personal Philosophy : Clothing Optional