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First grunting and I swear there was some kind of fog. As the fog disappeared I see the outlines of a massive Male. There he is - zish aka Mantel. He comes flying in like the most alpha jock I've ever seen. Muscles, Beard, Hairline and the famous Bademantel. Everything was on fleek. I'm still peeing at this point as he (as far as I can remember) FLIES! at me. I'm already panicking "PLEASE DON'T USE THE MIDDLE ONE". Of course he is using the middle one and oh boy, it was the biggest ♥♥♥♥ I've ever witnessed. It was so long it just hung into the water. It looked like an Elephant hose which is in dire need of water.
"Wassup Buddy, having a nice night?" .. "Hehehe, yeah. Al- All good man" .. "Aight, see ya" It took him literally 5 seconds to drain his bladder. (wtf?) As he went on his way he left a Note upon the urinal. "https://steamproxy.com/profiles/76561197977616590/"
And this is the story on how I met carrylord zish aka Mantel. Great guy btw.

Vienna, circa 2017, 01:00 am. I'm on a night out in a famous bar and had a blast. As always, I was mad drunk and already cross-eyed, looking like a freak. Naturally I had to take a piss and made my way to the toilet while stumbling over my own feet. (cant remember If I lost a shoe on the way there)
Anyway, entered the toilet, empty! thank god, I can be myself which means loud and autistic behaviour. I look at the back wall where the urinals are located at. Now it hit me.. 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Urinals. You have to be kidding me.. Mind me, I have a small ♥♥♥♥ and get super nervous when somebody stands next to me. I took the last one and just poured out everything I had, squirting like an ox.
Suddenly I hear a knock and the door swings wide open.

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