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asdf 10/abr./2018 às 7:43 
I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.
nkls 10/abr./2018 às 7:37 
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because you gave me cancer anyway.
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nkls 10/jul./2017 às 19:20 
Hey Kleiner!
Heute Nacht kommt ein UFO mit Außerirdischen und holt alle Männer mit großem Geschlechtsteil ab. Du musst Dir keine Sorgen machen, aber ich wollte mich auf diesem Wege bei Dir verabschieden! :)
Xelinski 2/jul./2017 às 4:55 
Hey Großer,

Mach dir keinen Kopf wegen dem Typen gestern, jeder kassiert mal nen korb....
Konntest du ja nicht wissen, dass er Hetero is. Klar war es nicht die feine englische Art von ihm, sich so lautstark über deinen Tanga lustig zu machen.... Aber der is doch bloß neidisch, weil ihm rosa nicht so gut steht....Also Kopf hoch, auch andere Väter haben schöne Söhne....
Der rostige Nagel 1/jun./2017 às 3:38 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.