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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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what a literal cutie pie

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the thiccness demands cyberpunk pants to fit into

are you referring to py or are you telling py to refer to my answer

bring back cyberpunk or no more thicc butt

no

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next thing you'll be telling me is that Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 Zombies: Die Rise DLC isn't an hentai either

the gaschambers are two doors down

white hair anime trope makes me want to gas myself

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The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partner's face. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one.

happen to like mtv. do you want to know y!!!??!! well, i going to TELL YOU!!! first off, mtv is REAL. not like all those other stupid shows that have mickey mouse running around!! i mean real, doin stuff no one else would do. you got to have some guts to do what they do. All they want is to make people laugh! what the hell is wrong wit that!! I also happen to like Mtv because its cool! not boring like "surviver." and when you say, "Extreme sports idiots" i hope you don't mean me, cause i am one of those people, and damn proud of it!! at least we don't sit on our ass all day like you and do nothing!!! that is all i have to say.

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I know this man. he is a ♥♥♥♥.

One time my mother called me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mother.

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Add please! About the server

tutt and meatloaf told me to add u

bruni sent me, i'm a medieval ronjonner :^)

Im here to join your server, Merc sent me

Mmmk. I'm requesting here--Or an attempt with friending you, Bizon--To gain access to the server. My old Roleplaying community has been down for a while, and will probably never rise again, from what I've seen. So Vika told me about this... MedivelRP and such, so I'm quite interested with it.

added to talk about server

Added to talk about server stuff

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I demand entry into Club Bizon

all right

i wants 2 talk to YOU about playing on your serve.r

rip Bizon

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added because someone said to talk to you if I wanted to join the server

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added to ask about the medieval server

the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy gaming site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye...."whispers i love you"

An overweight man clad in Psychopathic Records garb, high on a mixture of Faygo Moon Mist and marijuana, asks me if I would like to ♥♥♥♥ his girlfriend. The muffled, ambient sound of Limp Bizkit and Insane Clown Posse seems familiar to me at this point. Some time passes, but how much is not clear. Another inebriated juggalo saunters towards me, yells "WOOP WOOP" and lifts up her shirt, revealing her breast reduction surgery scars. This is someone's fantasy, but not mine. I do not wish to spread any more "low love." Part of me wonders if this is the inevitable, apocalyptic consequence of the American obsession with obeying no man's laws but your own. The juggalo, it seems to the common observer, is a force of nature. He fights. He ♥♥♥♥♥. He obeys no desire but that of the Self. One can only wonder how long a person can live that fast and loose before finally burning out.

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on
Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"

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On the other hand, there is evidence to suggest that Rasputin was in fact impotent and that while he lay naked with many women, he had sex with very few of them. He was a great lecher, not a great lover. When Rasputin was medically examined after being stabbed in a failed murder attempt in 1914, his genitals were found to be so small and shrivelled that the doctor wondered whether he was capable of the sexual act at all.