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On Sunday, I was sat in my comfy chair (Jasmine Linen vintage, from John Lewis) watching the war in Ukraine on CNN. I started to think Why did President Putin invade?
Suddenly, like a deep huff of top quality catnip, it hit me.
It was all linked. Brexit, Trump, Putin, Russia, Facebook, Sexism, Racism, Sunday drivers, The Alt Right, Pocket lint, Colonialism, Treading on a Lego brick, The War. Join up the dots, people. This war was a simple distraction: Putin, once again, providing cover nefarious Tory activities.
What made the connection was seeing Chairman Miaows empty food bowl.
I demand justice: My cats are hungry. Brexit means there is no cat food for sale ever again. This is a catastrophe of biblical proportions. I'm not exagarating when I say this is the worst thing that has ever happened in Europe. We need a new Nuremburg trial to bring these criminals to justice.
Please send money.
Yuji Naka on Shadow the Hedgehog, 2005