Recent reviews by IceMinion

This game was great. It was just like Portal 3 mixed with alice in wonderland. A true masterpiece.

Pros:
-Funny bear "Vladdy" makes funny original jokes like calling you you "stupid", "idiot", "dumb American", and calling everything else "Stupid garbage" and "stupid American technology" and just generally "stupid" a lot. Like, he literally uses at least 3 of these in each line of dialogue, and he comprises about half the dialogue in the game, so you will have no shortage of funny, original memes&laughs
-High end graphics. Only a top-end supercomputer can run this game. Stops filthy plebs with bad computers from having a framerate.
-Individually rendering every grass blade is a really good use of CPU, and the lack of optimization only goes to show the dedication the developers put into other sections of the game.
-The graphical "glitches" [ ;) ] that allow you to see through walls and objects can sometimes be helpful for getting a feel of the levels.
-Every joke in the game is re-used 20-30 times in case you forget them, and you kind of know they are coming, so you won't feel left out of the comedy. In fact, the game only has three jokes it uses over and over in 10 second intervals. 1: Vladdy calling things stupid. 2: Your character being incredibly stupid and doing stupid things for no reason. 3: Other characters being incredibly stupid/frusturated with the stupidity of other character. Truly the pinnacle of modern humor.
-Many objects lack collisions, so you can walk right through them. I really appreciate this intentional, detailed design choice as it speeds up gameplay.
-Random bushes/gaps between trees/grass patches have invisible walls over them, which really adds to the realism of carefully avoiding poison ivy and ticks in the wilderness.
-The constant post-it-notes between the two founders of the lab really adds a sense of domestic tension, and variations of the exact same dialogue on post-it-notes over and over only gets more enjoyable after 50-60 times.
-The story ark was extremely flat, which makes it much easier to traverse and approchable for the mentally dehabilitated than the traditional story.
-Sexy corn waifu - great material for erotic fanfictions and art ;)

Cons:
-It's only $20. A game of this calibur should be at least $60. Now the unwashed masses can get ahold of this upper-class delicacy.
-No VR support
-I want to kill myself