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ㅤ* A white horse walks into a bar, pulls up a stool, and orders a pint. The landlord pours him a tall frothy mug and say, "You know, we have a drink named after you."
To which the white horse replies, "What, Eric?"
ㅤ* A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
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