And the LORD said unto he would be known as MOSES PONYFISTER, come up to me into the mount, and be there: I will five the a table of stone, and law, and commandment which I have written; that thou mayest teach them. And he would be known as MOSES PONYFISTER rose up and went up into the mount of GOD. And he would be known as MOSES PONYFISTER did climb upon the flanks of the holy mountain for 40 days and 40 nights before he reached the sumit. And he did see the LORD GOD upon the top of the mountain, and it was good. And he would be known as MOSES PONYFISTER DID see the many satisfied angels of heaven, and it was good.

And GOD, seeing he would be known as MOSES PONYFISTER spoke these words, saying, I AM the LORD thy GOD: WOE unto he who disregard my comandment for, for I the LORD thy GOD AM a jealous god, and I the LORD thy GOD shall righteously FIST he who blasphemes agaisnt the will of I the LORD thy GOD, and his son, and his daughter, and his manservant, and his maidservant, and his cattle and the stranger that IS within his gates, and it shall not be over quickly and they shall not enjoy it, and shewing mercy unto those that love me, and keep my commandment.

And GOD, continued: Six days shalt thou labor, and do all thy work: But the seventh day IS the sabbath of the LORD thy GOD: IN IT thou shalt fist thineself, and thy son, and thy daughter, and thy manservant, and thy maidservant, and thy cattle, and thy stranger that IS within thy gates, and every other living thing within thy gates. And he would be known as MOSES PONYFISTER did hew a tablet of stone, and the LORD did write upon the tablet the LORD GOD's commandment.

And so he would be known as MOSES PONYFISTER did descend from the mountain with the commandment of GOD. And it came to pass, as soon as he came nigh unto the camp, that he saw his people dancing, and worshiping a GOLDEN PONY. And he would be known as MOSES PONYFISTER's anger waxed hot, and he cas the tablet out of his hand, and brake them beneath the mount. And he would be known as MOSES PONYFISTER did vigorously FIST the GOLDEN PONY with a righteous FURY not seen on this earth before or since. And his people did cry out, why have you fisted our GOLDEN PONY god. And he said unto them: I am MOSES, FISTER OF PONIES, and I bring the COMMANDMENT OF THE LORD THY GOD!

And so the people did despair and cried out, MOSES PONYFISTER, what is the commandment of GOD. And MOSES PONYFISTER did relate the commandment of the LORD GOD.