Yeaaaa

] Ðc [~cooter has changed their name to cooter.

People were so trashed in the crowd last night that someone peed on a guy and then got punched for it. Who's got the video?

seriously though, who reeely thinks that lasting longer is a good thing? 30 seconds, you can get back to your buddies and be completely satisfied. lets face it, the longer you last, the longer you have to keep satisfiyying some ♥♥♥♥♥ who you find annoying and only use her for sex anyway.

Watties -__^: die says
Watties -__^: start in 10
Watties -__^: cuz hes gotta talk to his son
Watties -__^: about his report card
Watties -__^: haha
Assassin: ok
Watties -__^: its not very good!
Assassin: lol
Assassin: that sucks :)
Watties -__^: yaaaa

Oxycont1N: When I was 12, I thought it would be funny to sh!t into a Pringles can...so I did. The log nearly filled the entire can. Then I got the brilliant idea to fill the rest of the can with water and leave it out in my backyard. It was winter at the time so I imagined it would freeze as a cylinder of ice with a log of sh!t in the middle. The next night, my drunk older brother (who was 16) and his buddies came stumbling through the backyard. One of them saw the can and decided to kick it. Instead of freezing, the can had turned into a chilled tube of diarrhea. It sprayed all over the guy who kicked its foot and his buddy's Philly Eagles jacket. I laughed my ass off as they washed my sh!t off their shoes and coat. One of them had a mustache (at 16) so I didn't give a ♥♥♥♥♥. They knew it was sh!t, but they never knew its origins.