Recent reviews by Bake!

Singing sea shanties with the lads whilst being attacked by a sea serpent on a stormy night... 10/10

Warner Brothers patenting game mechanics.... FU

It's almost harvesting season

BEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Go woke, go broke!

Nearly 100 hours into the game, found a few bugs (non game breaking or could easily be worked around with the help of the internet). Really enjoyed playing KC:D, fantastic combat system, quest are not force-fed and sometimes you have to think for yourself or actually listen to dialoge.

A lot of work has been put into this game, mostly small subtle things that you wouldn't normally notice or consider in typical games nowadays.

At the moment, the game has some bug issues, so best advice is to download a from unlimited saving mod from nexus or something. Warhorse Studio plan to polish the game in patches over the coming weeks.

When you crouch above a corpse and watch your foot long ♥♥♥♥ dragging across that player's face.... 10/10

Game won't even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ launch. Why should I pay for a game that in order to play, I must change certain settings and launch it "not through steam but Games for Windows Live"???

Chivalry is an amazing game!

*Unique fighting mechanics
*Good maps
*There is good in the community, but it is overshadowed by salty people...
*The DLC is created by members of the community. A "fair" percentage of the price you pay is given to the designer as royalties
*Good graphics and music
*Amazing in-game charcter voices
*Except for a few weapons (which can have their own flaws that you need to learn), everything is balanced (Yes archers are cancer! But they did exist! learn to dodge or equip a shield.)

If you have not already purchased the game and are reading the negative comments (Very fun to laugh at) you see the phrase "Toxic community" appear. Whenever this game is on a steam sale or bundle, I always want to go knight with a tower shield on my back... If your are new to the game. Please note the following:

1. Don't hit your own team members - Accidents happen, so say when you and a fellow team member kill a guy and your sword goes through the enemy and hits your team mate as well. Just say sorry etc... Also if you keep running into someone else's fight greedily trying to get the killing blow and you hit your team mate, your an ass. Same goes for someone interfering with your fight; you hit them by accident... unlucky them.

2. Stay off the catapult and ballista!!!!!!!!!!! Don't aim for the team objective where all your team members are gathering at... PLEASE! Only use them if you know how to. (Else everyone will kill you and kick your ass out of the match ASAP)

3. See that guy there with red on his armor? He was an agatha player with blood from the enemy he just slain! Make sure you know who you are actually attacking! (Hint: Red or Blue name shall appear at the bottom of the screen)

4. Learn the length of your weapon. (It will help, trust me)

5. Hating the draggers and feinters? Watch the infininite number of videos on Youtube that explains how its done. It ain't rocket science. This game is not Pay to win or be the best in the match to unlock extra perks to help kill more enemies. The weapons do not get accessories to improve their effectiveness... This is a game of experience and skill. If the game did not include the features of dragging, feinting and accelerating; then it would drag fights out till someone messes up or runs out of stamina only!

6. Last one - Team damage... when you swing a weapon sideways it will hit anything in it's reach.. so why do you swing when standing next to your own team members?!! Use overhead and stabbing attacks. The tutorial is good for beginners but it shouldn't have to explain common sense. So don't hate the game, hate yourself for not paying attention to your surroundings. Those 3 guys on your team you just hit will happily remind you!

P.S. We love it when you panic block :)

Having played the original Half Life when I was around 11, I was hyped to hear that a sequel was coming out. This game superseded all other RPG shooter games at the time, This is mainly due to its amazing engine and graphics that even today I would still consider pleasing to the eyes. Now hurry up Valve and release HL3!!! :) P.S Its a Sci Fi genre.