These are my tollges. There are many like them, but these ones are mine. My tollges are my best friend. They are my life. I must master them as I must master my life. My tollges without me are useless. Without my tollges, I am useless. I must fire my tollges true. I must tollge straighter than my enemy who is trying to tollge me. I must tollge him before he tollge me. I will... My tollges and myself know that what counts in scrims is not the rounds we win, the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make. We know it is the hits that count. We will hit... My tollges are human, even as I, because they is my life. Thus, I will learn them as a brother. I will learn their weaknesses, their strengths, their parts, their accessories, their sights, and their barrel. I will ever guard them against the ravages of weather and damage. I will keep my tollges clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God I swear this creed. My tollges and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.