"Ok, that was horrible...but I still love you guys." - The Drizzle




"I'd rather look at your balls than your ass, sailor." - The Drizzle

Mr. Rogers is the best

Construction Worker #1: "...so I bit her on the tittie, and that's when I got locked up the second time"

Construction Worker #2:"yup, that'll get you locked up every time."

Construction Worker #1:"Now, the THIRD time I got locked up, I was on the ground and this guy was kicking me in the nuts. And he was kicking the ♥♥♥♥ outta me..."