Bob Loblaw's Law Blog
Robert Loblaw
United States
Are you a CEO, CFO, or other executive facing these or similar charges?
-Bank Fraud
-Embezzlement
-Conspiracy
-Money Laundering
-Identity Theft (*Cash Only)
-Insider Trading

Why should you go to jail for a crime somone else noticed?
You don't need double talk, you need Bob Loblaw!

*Bob Loblaw no habla espanol*
Are you a CEO, CFO, or other executive facing these or similar charges?
-Bank Fraud
-Embezzlement
-Conspiracy
-Money Laundering
-Identity Theft (*Cash Only)
-Insider Trading

Why should you go to jail for a crime somone else noticed?
You don't need double talk, you need Bob Loblaw!

*Bob Loblaw no habla espanol*
Currently Offline
In Recovery, Do Not Contact 26 Mar, 2019 @ 9:01pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you, stop shoving your rotten soul in my lap!
In Recovery, Do Not Contact 20 Mar, 2019 @ 6:23pm 
The thing the person under me said, not the thing about the flat earth, the jury is still out on that.
In Recovery, Do Not Contact 20 Mar, 2019 @ 6:23pm 
It's true.
Prostate Puncher 11 Mar, 2019 @ 10:17am 
We all miss your Twitter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
In Recovery, Do Not Contact 24 Dec, 2018 @ 10:22pm 
Mr. Loblaw, can I divorce wife and disown my children for wishing me "Merry Christmas" when it was only 11;59 on Christmas Eve?
In Recovery, Do Not Contact 3 Oct, 2018 @ 8:30am 
Mr. Loblaw, I was taking my morning jog through the local park, as I am wont to do, when a middle-aged flashed his genitals at me, and as such I turned to confront him at which point he revealed that it was in fact an accident, he claims he believed he had contracted a virus on his mobile device, and thus wanted to remove all of his clothing as quickly as possible to avoid risk of any further contamination, so I wished him well, we exchanged numbers and insurance information and I was on my way. Recently however I have begun to question if he may have had an ulterior motive as my phone is constantly being littered with declarations to the tune of "I SHOWED YOU MY PENIS, ANSWER ME" so I have turned to you to ask you assistance. Is refusing to respond to someone after being shown their genitalia a legally actionable offense?