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I sexually Identify as George Bush. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of watching planes soar into the twin towers. People say to me that a person being George Bush is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm George Bush. I'm having Alqueda set up hijackers to fly into the twin towers. From now on I want you guys to call me "Bush" and respect my right to fly planes from above and terrorize needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a terrorphobe and need to check your domestic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

SIGNED BY xXP34nu1zzXx <3

RIP you will not be forgotten.

dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 profils u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this

-rep

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay.

Don't trust this guy.