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Holy Interruptus, Batman!
Publicada em 9 de agosto de 2024.
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tl;dr: Wait for many, many more patches.

First, the good things: Building and balancing an economy, while not destabilizing your country too fast, and deciding which countries you can trade with to do so, is pretty fun and engaging. So is trying to make your country a better place for everyone, without getting screwed by conservative interest groups.

*BUT* the diplomatic plays, all the war-systems and everything to do with those things are all absolute, burning piles of hot ****.

You'll force-capitulate wars for no good reason, before your country is any real danger, and while you still have plenty of chance to come back.

Random great powers will interfere in local affairs for absolutely no reason, and often against their own interests (latest example is Austria interfering in south american wars, *against* the only country they have any relationship or trade routes with, for a completely useless "obligation").

The hands-off war-system is an interesting idea, and could likely work if it wasn't buggy, half-assed and full of weird, stupid holes (Austrian soldiers teleporting to south american frontlines, past a brazilian fleet, is just on example or weirdness, google "victoria 3 front lines" for even worse.)

Having to go to war through a diplomatic play with a client state to annex them is pure insanity, that's absolutely not how that should work, especially since you can't do it while they're happy with you :head-banging-desk:
Publicada em 5 de novembro de 2022.
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Unbalanced garbage, servers overloaded so you die to absurd jank, on top of the absurd unbalanced ♥♥♥♥ that is playerseeking missiles, literally every mob death causing bad ground-effects, and uncountable other ♥♥♥♥.
Publicada em 1 de setembro de 2022.
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Pretty okay after 6 years of patches.
Publicada em 19 de junho de 2022. Última edição em 14 de janeiro de 2023.
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10027. Seagulls. Do not make a game.
Publicada em 15 de fevereiro de 2022.
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Core gameplay loop (preparing for and fighting wars) is opaque, repetitive and boring. Do not buy.

After a whole game more I would like to elaborate: This is absolute burning ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash of the worst kind.

The front-line battle-planning AI is pretty much required, because you have to use it to get a massive 30% bonus to all combat, the only problem is it is completely insane, it will constantly shuffly your troops around at the slightest provocation, picking the troops the furthest away from a point to reinforce. This may make sense in small frontlines, but if you're trying to have fun invading Russia as Germany or opposite, it will just screw you.

The air-game is a constant whack-a-mole where the AI will strat-bomb where you don't put your defence, and since defending Belgium won't defend Germany from planes flying *THROUGH* Beligium, you might as well give the ♥♥♥♥ up on air as Germany, at least until you can out-produce the losses of throwing all into England.

The naval-game is boring leaning on not existing at all, except for naval invasions where you have to have naval and air supremacy in regions (makes sense), including areas that are 100% friendly because the only Allies left are in north america, and they might pose a threat to your row boats from Færøerne to Iceland.

tl;dr: The AI is horrible, the mechanics are boring, nothing makes sense and the UI won't tell you ♥♥♥♥ you need to know.

Never, ever, ever buy this game.
Publicada em 22 de dezembro de 2020. Última edição em 19 de janeiro de 2021.
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Best RPG ever in my humble opinion.
Publicada em 4 de maio de 2020.
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Too many core gameplay features are broken, too many other core gameplay features are gated behind insane numbers of DLCs, Paradox has to stop being super greedy. Too expensive. Too broken. Don't buy unless you like to heat your mansion by burning money.

Still the same problems. Now also with added bugs everywhere.
Publicada em 7 de abril de 2020. Última edição em 29 de outubro de 2021.
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Base game is full of "community" goals, missions and all-round UI-hints that only work if you shell out for the Horizons expansion. That is ****** ****-****.
Publicada em 30 de novembro de 2017.
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Early-game is fun. Mid-game and late-game are quite micro-intensive. Probably too expensive to buy into now, with all the DLCs.
Publicada em 26 de maio de 2016. Última edição em 9 de abril de 2022.
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