Looking for a female roomate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money, but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reasons rather not say on here. I will expect hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement, you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they may visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Physical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 Ibs, caucasian or asian only, republican, biologically female, no tattoos, no Muslims, no vegans, no smoking/ vaping, marywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 Ibs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. everyone

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I need to ask you
something and I want you
to be totally honest with
me, it might be awkward
with us after this but I have
to know how you feel, I
have kept this in for a
while and it' s about time I
was straight up and just
confront you about it. I
hope this doesn' t ruin the
relationship we already
have I just need to know
and I can' t see any other
way to get over this, it just
doesn' t seem fair on me if
want you to tell me
truthfully, no matter what it
is, I just want your honest
opinion.... do you know the
muffin man?

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