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ALSO, IM ASSPECTING A 2000 DOLLAR SILICONE LOVE DOLL TO BE UNDER MY TREE THIS YEAR, OK??? TOODLES
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(_/ You have been Penis-danced by the dancing simp. spread this to 5 people or you will die of aids!!!
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This is a little gift for you, my dear !!!
Kisses from Antoinette, the Italian/French bi and "bad" girl.....:)
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are.
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THE PRICE IS FIRM AT 72 VIRGINS. NO NEGOTIATING. CONTACT PANSEXUAL PRINCESS FOR DETAILS.
swouwou: MAGAD I JES WANNA UNFRAND U RITE NAO
swouwou: FFS!!!!!
HETEROFLEXIBLE CUTIE <3: WTFFFF
swouwou: I FEEL SO SARRY FUR UR PARENTS
swouwou: MAGAD
HETEROFLEXIBLE CUTIE <3: IM IN A TIME OF NEED NOW !!
swouwou: STFU!!!!!!
HETEROFLEXIBLE CUTIE <3: HAVENT U HEARD THE EXPRESSION "OH IF THERE IS ANYTHING U NEED JUST LET ME KNOW "?
swouwou: YA WELL DAT IS FOR NORMAL HUMAN BEING
swouwou: CLEARLY U DUN CARE ♥♥♥♥
swouwou: MAGAD CANT BELEEB DIS
HETEROFLEXIBLE CUTIE <3: I DO CARE U STOOPED
swouwou: BULLSHET . YOU CANT SAY THOSE STUFFS
swouwou: IF YOU RLY CARED!!!!
HETEROFLEXIBLE CUTIE <3: I CRIED YESTERDAY,,,,,,,,
HETEROFLEXIBLE CUTIE <3: BECUZ I REALIZED IM NOT GONNA GET ANYMORE PAYCHECKS FOR TAKING NAPS MID-DAY,, THIS IS SAD,, HOW AM I GONNA BUY MY COLOGNES AND AMAZON PURCHASES ?
R.I.P GRANDMA :(
4/4/1914 --- 2/7/2017
This child is SEVERELY autistic.
Do not make loud noises near him.
Do not shine bright lights near him.
Do not look him directly in the eye.
Do not touch him or any of his toys.
Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.
I GUESS ITS A NICE CHANGE FROM FLYING THE PLANE FOR FREE.
ESPECIALLY AT NIGHTCLUBS WHERE THEY GIVE OUT FREE SHOTS TO EVERYONE.
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ENJOY UR CULTURAL ENRICHMENT!
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BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A OVERLY TANNED FEMALE RESEMBALING A ROASTED PIG PRETENDING TO BE A DISTANT COUSIN IN ORDER TO GET DIBS ON FREE TNXGIVING MEALS,