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Recent reviews by Serialsniker

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3 people found this review helpful
114.2 hrs on record
"I do my own drilling, and the men that work for me work for me and they're men I know. I make it my business to be there and to see their work. I don't lose my tools in the hole and spend months fishing for them; I don't botch the cementing off and let water in the hole and ruin the whole lease. I'm a family man. I run a family business. This is my son and partner, H.W. Plainview."

good game. a very good game. and also...... I'VE ABANDONDED MY CHILD. # I'VE ABANDONDED MY BOY #
Posted 30 November.
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12 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
40.6 hrs on record (18.8 hrs at review time)
I am not John Wick. This is not John Wick. Don't be John Wick. Don't shoot like John Wick.
Ohhhh..... is that a puppy? This is not John Wick. Why am I tactical all of a sudden?
Oh cra.........
I.. AM.... JOHN ......WICK.
Posted 5 June.
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46 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
70.5 hrs on record (44.4 hrs at review time)
this game scratches all the itches that comes from wanting an action game that:
(1) allows you to beat the s+++ out of opponents in different flavours of ass kicking.
(2) gives you premium prime grade A quality of Souls-like rage quits from dying
(3) has genuine replayability and not some half-ass new game plus with added health to enemies.
(4) has chock full of action movie references (lots from Hong Kong 90s)
(5) you can vibe with the soundtrack and background music.
(6) isn't holding your hands like CoD/Battlefield/Fortnite .....
Posted 20 May.
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5 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record
This is not the DOOM game I was looking for. Now all my friends know now......
Posted 7 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
33.6 hrs on record
My name is McLovin and I was turned away by the guards. Passport checked out but my ID was "too colorful".
Posted 11 December, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
14.5 hrs on record
Eat. Work. Sleep. /Eat. Work. Sleep. // Eat. Work. Sleep ///

Ain't it like real life where every new day is another roll of the dice?
The people we meet and the connections we make/break is determinant by our words, actions, and chance.
When mankind is settling out in outer space not long from now, they will still face the same humanoid problems they
try to escape from Earth: Death, Taxes, and Drama.

Great fun and easy to play game with serious depth for a game with simple mechanics.
Posted 22 October, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record
The fun is not in the destination itself but the journey. Soak in the hand-drawn environment and enjoy getting lost.
Very few time I would recommend a game that isn't frustrating when backtracking around. Very cute and fun game.
Posted 17 September, 2023.
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16 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
25.7 hrs on record (13.1 hrs at review time)
Pretty trippy game. It's like a mash up of Christopher Nolan's Memento, David Lynch's Twin Peaks, and Metal Gear Solid (1).
Game's scary atmosphere is tied to the player's gameplay experience; the various limitation of the gameplay heightens the tension and attention to the game: limited inventory, fragmented pieces of lore, unreliable narrator, trippy eldritch themes, etc.... The scary part isn't the jump scares or the flickering lights, but rather the thought(s) of yourself being in that situation.

It's an enduring mind-f**k cosmic horror story and its well worth the time playing.
Posted 12 August, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
21.6 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
Whats more metal than playing metal music while playing a metal-esque side scrolling platform shooter:
P I A N O - J A Z Z . Just my 2 cents. Good game.
Posted 10 August, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
296.4 hrs on record
Excellent, immersive, and open-ended game. Had more fun and got my money and time worth playing this than Fallout 4.
Game doesn't sugar coat the story or hold your hands on a rail gameplay. You can do that or you can choose your own path. Game lays out the consequences of your action afterwards in the story and world which makes it all the better.

Great game, great time, great buy.
Posted 3 August, 2023.
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