Recent reviews by SpankMePadre

Made sausages out of dead guys intestines, killed mosquitos with sledge hammers.
Sailed to distant shores, raided, pillaged and plundered with my trusty crew.
Hunted mighty sea serpents with bow and arrow during the heaviest storms.
Made a troll fighting pit and forced innocent creatures into slaughter.
Bred an army of angry wolves, destroyed entire ecosystems.. just so i could have a nice cozy home.


Made the bees happy.

10/10 would definitely drink mead at the hearth with my brothers again.

FOR VALHEIM!!