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Bazognar

Poopinfartin Stinkinheimer

Washington, United States

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Dont be messing with me or ill

down your throathole. Im from the planet Xeneotron X, Where everyone has huge hanging nuts and the sun is blue

In my travels ive learned many magic spells of the Yuigui and become a master in their arts

with the spells i wield i will destroy this pathetic planet of subintellectuals

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INT. BUNKER - NIGHT

ADOLF HITLER: (speaking in German) Joseph, my old friend, I have something to show you. I think it will revolutionize our long rides.

JOSEPH GOEBBELS: What is it, Führer?

Hitler reaches under a table and pulls out a large black box, presenting it to Goebbels with a flourish.

ADOLF HITLER: Behold! The 2024 Harley-Davidson Pan American. A powerful machine, capable of traversing any terrain. But that's not all... Heh heh. He opens the box to reveal the motorcycle with a sleek, rugged design.

JOSEPH GOEBBELS: Impressive, Führer. But what does this have to do with our rides?

Hitler flips open the bike's seat to reveal a 10-inch dildo affixed to it.

ADOLF HITLER: Ah, now we come to the best part. This, my friend, is not just a thrilling adventure machine, but also a testament to comfort and safety on long rides.

GOEBBELS: (skeptical) I don't follow, Führer. Are you suggesting... that we ride with... that?

ADOLF HITLER: Precisely! Think of the health benefits, Joseph. Improved blood flow, reduced muscle tension... And the prostate benefits, my goodness!

GOEBBELS: (stuttering) B-but Führer, this is... unnatural. Surely, there are other ways—

ADOLF HITLER: Nonsense! This is the future of motorcycling, Joseph. Rider safety is paramount, and what better way to ensure it than with this innovative feature. Imagine charging through the countryside, the wind in our hair, and a sense of comfort and security like never before. It's genius, don't you think?

GOEBBELS: I... see your point, Führer. But are you certain this is wise? What would the people think?

ADOLF HITLER: The people will understand. They will see it as a symbol of our dedication to their safety. Besides, who's to know? We ride alone. He winks.

GOEBBELS: (still hesitant) I suppose... it could have its benefits...
ADOLF HITLER: Excellent! Now, let us plan our next adventure. With this beauty between my legs, the roads will never be the same. He chuckles maniacally, stroking the dildo attached to the motorcycle.

FADE OUT.

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