Happy new years big boy!

Happy valentines day big boy ;)

Dear Titan,

Ever since the day I met you, I've felt this feeling. It's almost like someone turned my brain into one big apex kek. This feeling is more than just a feeling, it is a lifestyle. It has consumed my life and made me a true memer. If I had a dollar for every time I called you an itiot, I would have probably acquired about 4 dollars in that point in time literally*. Our relationship has truly evolved into something beautiful. It has gotten to the point where I can literally tell if you are beating your meat by the sound of your fart. Man I hate rape, but if the shoe fits wear it. I hope we can kiss sometime soon so I can give you my dyslexia. Sometimes I honestly feel like grabbing your head and hitting it. As a matter of fact, you dont even deserve a brain. Gimme it. This feeling that I have, this contagious cuck of love and dank sex, it's called autism. I love you, Titan.

Never quit being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retard.Love, Jay