Recent reviews by This Machine

Good game, but the platforming is absolute garbage.

Magical boy band goes on a roadtrip to save the world.

Its great, but cryptic as hell, make sure you read the 350+ page manual and keep it open while you play.

I pressed a context sensitive button to cut a trip wire for a trap, the character instead did a full melee attack and stepped into the trip wire.

I places me 10 minutes back.

This happened multiple times and the button for "interact" is the same as 'melee.'

this is terrible

There's a slider for your dong length. 10/10

There's no mullet in the character customization. 0/10