Steam Community :: Jerk (Spencer Clayton)

Kinder Lijk 18 Jul, 2024 @ 4:12am

First comment in more than 10 years. Merry Christmas, Jerk.

Latch_ 11 Jan, 2014 @ 6:09pm

I really wanna have a fight with you where I don't jump into your kicks like 3 times

Sphene 25 Dec, 2013 @ 8:36pm

Merry Christmas, Jerk.

gumdrops 10 Sep, 2013 @ 2:02pm

BLUE VELVET CUPCAKESSSS

Sphene 25 Dec, 2012 @ 6:59pm

Merry Christmas, Jerk.

gumdrops 22 Nov, 2012 @ 8:10am

He shall be feasting on the finest of Turkey Breast, as of today.

gumdrops 2 Nov, 2012 @ 11:49am

I completely agree.

Car 19 Sep, 2012 @ 1:08am

You seem to be enveloped in a ghostly, luminous aura.

Sphene 18 Sep, 2012 @ 7:29pm

I must ask, are you inhaling fruits or electronics?

Sphene 13 Sep, 2012 @ 8:05pm

HE LIVES

Kinder Lijk 26 Jul, 2012 @ 5:03am

Jerk, come back already.

GeneticDrift 24 Jul, 2012 @ 10:17pm

Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three word poem:
Jerk come home

gumdrops 23 Jul, 2012 @ 11:32pm

More than a friend, you're my Steam friend
To cool to forget
Comeback cause we are family and forgive me for making you wanna roam
Now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome

GeneticDrift 13 Jul, 2012 @ 6:26pm

I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you
To run away and leave me feeling this empty
Your meow right now would sound like music to me

Sphene 12 Jul, 2012 @ 5:47pm

On the two-hundred-tenth day of offline, my good friend Jerk gave to me...

Sphene 12 May, 2012 @ 6:09pm

And my axe!

GeneticDrift 11 May, 2012 @ 7:22pm

You're missing from Steam, and my heart...

Sphene 9 Feb, 2012 @ 6:41pm

55 days. Wagstaff's server came back before you did!

Sphene 22 Jan, 2012 @ 10:02pm

The search dogs are sniffing for you! Where have you gone?

Sphene 15 Dec, 2011 @ 3:36pm

JERK ARE YOU ALIVE?

gumdrops 22 Nov, 2011 @ 5:40pm

I'm eyeing the delicious chickengers you have. May I have some?

gumdrops 20 Nov, 2011 @ 7:08pm

You look more like a Jerk than a cannibal.

gumdrops 19 Nov, 2011 @ 5:27pm

I would. Would you?

gumdrops 15 Nov, 2011 @ 1:13pm

I wish I was. I would probably eat myself.

gumdrops 11 Nov, 2011 @ 1:25pm

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!

gumdrops 22 Oct, 2011 @ 6:03pm

If I saw a fish flying at me, I would be like this goat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_3Utmj4RPU

gumdrops 16 Oct, 2011 @ 8:53am

You should be filmed eating that cake like this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUCRZzhbHH0

GeneticDrift 3 Oct, 2011 @ 10:25pm

Don't believe it because they say it's so, if it's not true you've got a right to know

gumdrops 2 Oct, 2011 @ 5:00pm

This dog should get paid to do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3xdcx2WUcU

gumdrops 26 Sep, 2011 @ 6:01pm

Someone please get her a cigarette, also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQVTcRIo6tc&feature=relmfu

Sphene 26 Sep, 2011 @ 2:20pm

http://i.imgur.com/VOT8s.jpg

gumdrops 24 Sep, 2011 @ 6:02pm

TECHNOLOGY IS AMAZING: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBlJRDGN12Y

RoCk4Ge~ 12 Sep, 2011 @ 11:49pm

Critical bacon

Car 9 Sep, 2011 @ 8:49pm

Rice Krispies Treats

gumdrops 22 Apr, 2011 @ 6:19pm

YOUNG MEN... ARE THE PAST!

GeneticDrift 18 Apr, 2011 @ 8:30pm

OLD MEN... ARE THE FUTURE!

Car 30 Mar, 2011 @ 3:01am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDlaJlb1ezg

Car 5 Mar, 2011 @ 2:25pm

Space Channel 5 on steam

Car 24 Feb, 2011 @ 11:07am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fElh8TKLiYM&feature=related

gumdrops 9 Feb, 2011 @ 10:38am

Thank you, I try my best. It's really hard to change my disguise though, you can compare it to how hard it is for crabs to shed there shells.

gumdrops 7 Feb, 2011 @ 11:18am

Oh dear, it's so beautiful. A $5.99 all American sub whole sandwich from SAFEWAY will be perfect for the job. This plan has work or my name isn't Prince Gumdrops!

gumdrops 6 Feb, 2011 @ 1:32pm

I wouldn't vote for the Steelers to win ether. People who steal things shouldn't win Football games.

gumdrops 4 Feb, 2011 @ 5:56pm

It's me, Pudding!

Daisuke Jigen 28 Jan, 2011 @ 3:09am

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Sphene 25 Jan, 2011 @ 9:24pm

...oh, letterbox.

GeneticDrift 17 Jan, 2011 @ 7:14pm

How do I become immortal too?

gumdrops 16 Jan, 2011 @ 11:04am

I thought you could only be a prince or king of a country or a piece of land.

GeneticDrift 15 Jan, 2011 @ 9:09pm

You look delicious.

gumdrops 7 Jan, 2011 @ 6:20pm

HAT SEASON, TRADE!

gumdrops 7 Jan, 2011 @ 6:10pm

Well, I guess this is hat season.