Your dog tasted great. Just add some pepper

My dog, hope all is well..lets get some CS in soon

+rep massive dong

Could we be friends? I am a great person, and love to make new friends and enjoy spending time with them. Some of my hobbies include playing video games on my various Nintendo consoles, listening to the Beatles, and petting my dog (warning: he is quite cute xD)! I think we would get along very smoothly, since I very much enjoy memes as well! My favorite memes are "my nama Jeff" and "damn daniel" LOL very funny. Well, my fingers are starting to get tired and I still need my mom to proofread this comment before I post it. Cheers, mate!

I’m telling you, B1- is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids“ then he bhopped out the door.

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.