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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⣀⡗⢠⠎⠙⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠲⣞⠉⣷⢸⠀⠀⣀⡀⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡿⠙⠇⢸⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡄⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢀⣆⣀⡌⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⠇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗⢲⡾⠋⠀⠁⢲⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡴⠋⠀⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢷⣄⠈⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣸⢁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
Great execution. You were wise to hit the center of the water to maximize the acoustics of the room. You tend to stay hydrated and the clear coloring proves it, in addition the bitterness in the smell give evidence to high concentration of protein in the urine and that’s great. The World Health Organization recommends between 1.6-2.2 grams of protein for every kilogram of the body for the training population and you know it. Additionally, you understand the uniqueness of every toilet and know what she likes.
Great piss kid.
Can I have a sip?
You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique my mental ability... was it worth it?
Not even your mummy can help you now ♥♥♥♥ boy
⣿⠃⠄⢰⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⠘⣿
⣿⠄⠄⢐⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⠄⣿
⡏⠄⠄⠈⠉⠙⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠟⠛⠗⠄⠄⣸
⡇⠄⠄⠐⠷⣻⡶⢌⠛⠿⣿⣿⢿⠿⣻⠶⠶⢶⣦⠄⠄⢐
⡇⠄⢰⡆⢤⣦⣄⣧⣬⡦⣼⣷⣤⣈⣬⣄⣠⣅⣢⡗⠄⠸
⡇⠄⠰⢿⣷⣤⣤⣾⣿⡃⣿⣿⡟⣿⣯⣯⣭⣷⢿⠅⠠⣿
⡇⠄⠄⢾⣿⣿⠿⣿⢿⢠⣿⣿⣷⢼⣟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣻⢠⣺
⣿⡇⠄⢈⠉⠱⣿⣿⣄⠈⠻⠻⠋⢠⣿⣷⠌⠙⠛⠁⢸⣿
⣿⣇⠄⢻⣷⣦⣄⠉⢛⡒⠄⠄⢀⣛⠋⣀⣤⣾⡗⡀⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣦⢂⠻⣿⣿⠷⣮⣟⣻⣛⣿⣿⣲⣿⣿⡏⠔⢼⣿⣿
⡿⠿⠛⠁⠁⠙⣿⣥⣈⣉⣉⣋⣉⣨⣼⣿⢟⠌⠄⠄⠈⠉
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠟⠝⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
The problem is that the only thing bigger than my vocabulary is my appetite for the fairer sex. I regularly compliment women when I pass them on the street but I of course always do so in a polite, courteous and sensual manner. They almost always respond positively.
Yesterday I was walking with a colleague of mine when I passed a woman who rivalled Aphrodite. It pained me that the rest of her undoubtedly luscious lips and assuredly earth-shattering smile were obscured by a mask. She walked by and I couldn't help but mutter "Simply pulchritudinous."
Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, that’s not how the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is played, you dumb, the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Quoted from the official Jenga rules:
“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “
You’ve never even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read the rules have you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate ♥♥♥♥.