Brain Damage: достижения в POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 7:00

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 3:51

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 7:06

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 7:22

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 0:47

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 4:20

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 6:40

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 7:27

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2022 г. в 22:12

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 0:30

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 1:03

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 1:58

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 8:01

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 7:20

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2022 г. в 23:55

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2022 г. в 23:52

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2022 г. в 22:10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 7:20

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 3:17

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 1:17

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 4:53

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 4:10

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2022 г. в 21:46

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2022 г. в 21:42

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2022 г. в 22:06

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2022 г. в 23:55

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 1:08

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 4:11

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 7:06

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 7:38

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 3:54

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 8:00

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 0:50

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2022 г. в 22:12

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2022 г. в 21:33

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 4:27

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2022 г. в 23:57

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Дата получения: 19 фев. 2022 г. в 17:45

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 5:01

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Дата получения: 19 фев. 2022 г. в 17:45

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 4:30

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2022 г. в 21:42

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2022 г. в 21:53

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 7:43

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2022 г. в 21:38

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 4:30

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 4:20

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2022 г. в 22:59

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 6:51

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 0:22

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 2:01

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 3:24

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 4:35

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 7:55

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 8:54

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 13:04

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 13:04

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 13:04

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 13:04

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 3:15

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 3:19

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 4:30

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 13:05

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 7:48

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 8:16

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 7:54

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 7:09

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 4:21

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 3:52

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2022 г. в 13:05

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 6:38

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Дата получения: 24 июн. 2022 г. в 4:47

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

22 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

+3