Brain Damage's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 7:00am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:51am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 4:20am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 7:27am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:30am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:03am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:58am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:01am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:17am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:06pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 7:38am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 4:27am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 5:45pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 5:45pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 7:43am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:38pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 4:20am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:22am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:04pm

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:19am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:16am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:54am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:09am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:52am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 6:38am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 4:47am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

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Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

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Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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