Thanks for all the neato cards. You're a kind and generous man who will have no bad karma come Christmas time.

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

Is that the gosh-darn Dr. Who phonebooth? Gosh Darn It!

quiltslayer won't accept my friend request, can you tell him he's being mean? You have to pick your friends cafefully in the zombie apocalypse.

You sent me a very scary game. How could you do that to me? Guess I'll have to keep playing since I can't sleep.

Steam badges! ...whatever those do