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I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at an Asda the other day and he was buying cases of Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

seems like a nice guy <3