Recent reviews by zxcuicideboy!let's all love lain

this game gave me an aneurysm. name checks out.

in short? ultrakill but better.
every second of it gives you more dopamine than the big H and fentanyl combined. also, it's the same madlad that did severed steel. and he did it basically solo.
buy it or i'll grapple my way to your house.

ck3, except instead of playing atrocious sadistic king you play atrocious sadistic deity
10/10 would make chosen one kill their parents again

everything good that there is in this game is in wildlands too, albeit a few improved features. but a lot of bad comes with it, like story that is dlc-locked, always online even for singleplayer (which means that it can pretty much get disabled forever like the crew), dead world with no distinct atmosphere, even somehow worse AI and vehicle handling. not worth it imo.

hidden masterpiece with truly endless replay value.

good night sweet prince

Jaffe's a stupid man. This game deserves good reviews it has: it's definitely a special one and requires quite an effort to get into it, but when you do, you realize there's not much like it.
I'd describe it as combo of Hitman, Hotline Miami and Deus Ex on a bad trip. Recommending it to anyone and everyone.

Welp, I got the game because it was free. And, y'know, I thought it's another asset flip made to grab some cash. I was wrong! This game is pretty fun for an arena shooter. This is not a masterpiece, yet you can feel from the very start that it was made with love. A good one timekiller that I recommend to buy even and not just grab for free.

Я у мамы инженер!

Minecraft on ultra settings mixed with TABS.