Not gonna be active on Steam tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Steam degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

"Based"? Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a ♥♥♥♥? No, does it look like I give even the slightest ♥♥♥♥ about five ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. Y

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you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus +💅💅💅 + nah this ain't it +do better + check your privilege + anime pfp + adopted + disowned +🤢🤢🤮🤮 + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one +😂😂🤣🤣 +lol copium +snowflake + those tears taste delicious +Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + 😒🙄🧐🤨 +wojak meme in which I'm the chad

don’t care +didn’t ask +cry about it +who asked + stay mad +get real + L +mald seethe + cope harder +incorrect +hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left +you fell off + no u + get a life +ok and? +cringe +copium +go outside +touch grass +kick rocks +quote tweet +think again +not based +not funny didn’t laugh +get good +reported + ad hominem +ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight ! +get rekt + trolled + muted +banned + permaban + i slept with ur mom +yo momma +yo momma so fat + no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ + soyjak + beta + stfu + cope + seethe + incel + virgin + Karen +🤡🤡🤡 +

Father Brain

*sits down*

so I forgot my gmail password so I chose the option to get it back and they wanted to call me and send a code that way so they can confirm it is me, duh. Anyway the point is as soon as I picked up my phone after it started ringing and accepted the call I was waiting to write down the code and I suddenly heard this robotic voice which was of a woman and I just...I just jizzed in my pants uncontrollably I just sat there leaned backwards in my chair so far I almost tipped it over and fell backwards.