Hey, thanks for getting in contact. Before we proceed with the trade, please read the rules below, and if you agree with the terms, then lets continue and make a happy customer.

My Trade Rules
- Do not attempt to scam me, I know all possible scams and I also understand the mindset and psychological behaviour of a scammer.
- I take screenshots of the chat window, your profile, your badges and do sometimes record trades.

i look forward to hearing back from you.

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Looks like you forgot to include the story, zorf.

Cheers
- Steven

hi steve, its actually quite a funny story:

Hey, zoft. I noticed you changed your favourite game from Portal 2 to Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number and I was just wondering why. Thanks.

All the best
- Steve

i disagree with literally everything you just said mayhem legion commander geet.

Maybe I'll play it again in the future and maybe my opinion on it will change, but for now, if you want to play Hotline 2, just read the wiki on the story. Or you can play it, if you're a masochist/diehard fan. As for me, I'm giving Hotline 2 the middle finger it gave me

Doors are still ♥♥♥♥, though

It is hilarious that the enemies still don't react to dead bodies. Like "oh it's just another Tuesday, James blew his brains out again. I'll revive him later"

The gunplay is also worse. It's trying to be more accurate to real life gunplay, I get it, but it ends up just being annoying. The enemy will have god tier aim, hitting you from anywhere, whereas your guns somehow miss everyone from a certain distance. In the first game, you locked onto the target and almost always got them with a gun. In Hotline 2, they could be sitting still and you'll most likely miss a shot. Now you have to practically be right in front of them, and we all know how that usually ends for you.

Overall, it just feels like a major downgrade from Hotline 1. I enjoyed the first half, but the second half makes me want to throw the game out a window. The masks are absent, the weapons are slower and not really responsive, the level design is like driving a hot nail through your foot.

There were countless times where I yelled "where the ♥♥♥♥ did he come from". You are supposed to plan to succeed in Hotline, but your planning is botched and skewed when you can't see the rest of the map without risking death. The power plant level is the one that stands out the most. The hallway one is the pure example of just trying to piss everyone off as their is a shotgun guy following a fat guard. You cannot kill fat guys with melee weapons, and there is a lag to the weapons when you pick them up. You can't properly plan for that when he is out of sight and you have nowhere else to go.

The AI is somehow worse yet better than Hotline 1. They'll respond to gunshots, mostly, but when you swing your weapon or shoot, sometimes it'll go through them and you'll end up dying instead. On top of the fact they somehow have the worst detection. I would run in front of a guy several times before he properly registered I was there, yet another guy, who I couldn't see, is now shooting at me.

The story wasn't fully fleshed out in the first game. You had to look for it. Now, we get an extension to the story and now about the before, during, and after of Hotline 1. It's well thought out and the story is really good. There's meaning to each mission now. Not just "kill cause phone guy said so".

The action is overall the same. Fast paced, on your feet planning, with high reaction timing required. As well as the instant load after death I've come to obsess over religiously.

Now for the bads, which I might get crucified for.

The level design. Every level is big and open, so open you can't see past a fraction of the map. The last three acts, four through six, are real bad on this. Everything is out of sight and forces you against a wall. Backing up and ducking behind cover is absolutely crucial, but when I have to duck so far out just to see what's around the corner, only to get killed by some guy I didn't know was there, that's bad design.

Two weeks ago I played Hotline Miami 1 and the first two acts of Hotline 2. I enjoyed both, but put down Hotline 2 for work related stuff and cause I kinda got bored. So, I decided to pick it up again and was enjoying it, until I got to Acts 4 and 5 of Hotline 2.

I want to rip my controller in half as it is so infuriating to play. The one level that made me say "♥♥♥♥ this game" is the one with the long hallway and a fat guy with a shotgun in it.

This game took what I loved about Hotline 1 and turned it into just a pure rage game. I'll start with the good first.

The music is absolutely outstanding. Each level is a true banger to listen to that drills itself into your head for weeks, yet unlike the tumor of annoying commerical jingles, you don't mind. In fact, you enjoy it and name the jingle Little Timmy, who pops into your head randomly while you're at work.

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Dear user of this steam profile 'zorf' . I quite like your set up, your profile banner, background even your game library and achievements. I like your high level (51 at time of this comment) and your invite only groups.. they call to me. therefore I am asking you to vacate this profile. You see, im a bit like a hermit crab.. when I grow tired of my profile ( my shell if you will ) then I go in search of a new one, and I found yours to be a perfect fit.. youre not the first, and certainly not the last.. Ive been compared to as a computer virus, malicious and infectious. please think of this as a positive, i have deemed you worthy.. I have given you your notice, if you dont comply then forceful action will be taken. this is not up for debate. until we meet again.

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wooow look at all my comments on this profiles :) this profile is mine now i have marked it As my own

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♥♥♥♥ U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why cant I say ♥♥♥♥ on your profile

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Who the ♥♥♥♥ are you

Looking cool

hey joe big fan

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