Recent reviews by ZOOP™

skrt skrt - Straighforward racing game that captures the early JDM scene.

We out here racing against G-Unit and winning:
Double or nothing? Bet
Debt? Nah dude I'm upgrading my car instead
Petrol? Always High Octane my dude.


Hope this game grows in the future. Looking forward to it.

2009: I got Facebook to play Farmville.

2016: I removed Facebook to play Stardew Valley.

I'm just here for the forest fires.

There's nothing spooky like exploring the house and suddenly getting DRAGGED into an unknown room with no torches or a straight up jumpscare of a face on your screen. The trailer lives up to the overall gameplay mechanics but perhaps not the smooth movement as shown in the video.

Honestly, if you get past getting spooked, materialise the ghost and just let it hunt you, you can just speedrun the exorcism process. Just let the ghost scream at your face and use whatever items you need to use. It is still a challenge regardless and requires skill.

It definitely has a lot of potential as the overall concept of ghost hunting is immersive with a horror movie-like gameplay and backstory of ghosts. However, it's still early access when I write this and needs a lot of work. If it does reach the level of professionality of a complete game, it might have the chance for being one of the best ghost hunting experience game.

Overall, it's a great experience of gameplay with good immersion, especially with friends. The foundations of the game so far is quite impressive and have high hopes for the future.

A man named Gustavo rushed into my shop and asked for a potion to make his chicken taste better. I told him to calm down and gave him my strongest potion. I had to dab him up of course.

He now owns the Los Pollos Hermanos at 4257 Isleta Blvd SW, Albuquerque and invited me for a meal as thanks. I must say the chicken we shared together was scrumptious but then there was a creepy twin who kept staring at us, which I found quite strange. It might've just be my imagination but I felt they knew Gus.

Anyhow, the customer service was great, special thanks to Lyle the Assistant Manager for his hospitality. I must say I left that place with a smile and hope to go back soon.

Regardless, it's wholesome moments like this in my business that make me proud of my work as a Potion seller.

Remember when you chewed gum and after you were done with it, you drank cold water?

This is what this game feels like.

I didn't realise how important my hands were in real life until I played this game. After many attempts to accomplish even the most mundane actions and almost losing my sanity, I finally opened my third hand.

The fact that my brain can coordinate my hands in real life is a miracle. Like we don't even think about moving our hands, we just...do it.

You feel me?

Fastest way to escape is uninstall.

I pray to god so one day Gandhi spares my cities from Nukes.

Don't you just hate it when you write a book about some ooga booga tribe and your girl thinks going to those very tribes in the rainforest is culturally enriching?
Are there leeches in your life and want to be leeched on virtually as well?
Do you like hearing voices in your head that make you feel like you need to go the psych ward?

Green Hell comes into your life like The Forest but only harder and with more mechanics. Do the tutorial with a machete, then do survival with stone axes, which you will spend forever to make.

You wanna make a base? Try to make a base near spawn because you're gonna die trying to make a base.

You wanna explore? Nah dude, not happening - every living thing out there is there to give you disease or straight up kill you. Sometimes it's best to just gather resources.

You like being paranoid? Check your body for any damages, disease or leeches every 5 seconds.

You like Psychosis? Get disease, get your sanity low and start hearing voices.

You hear chants? Run. Those tribe people don't ♥♥♥♥ around bro. They wildin.

You wanna play multiplayer? Watch as you both get diseases and watch your friend die, then a leopard comes out of nowhere and executes you too. (True story. First Day).

You're dying? Now the best time to try out mushrooms and random food and see what they do. Be experimental.

All that and more in the hopes to survive.