yoo bro, add me! :)

have an offer for ya, added mate.

once paid me $4500 to to stomp on his balls till they were "another shape"

i met this guy and he seemed to be really cool but the more i played with him he kept asking for my number and i did know what to do so i called my mom and she said to send them and now we are best of friends and i think we always will be hes the best

what vex said

After a good game of CSGO he added me because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CSGO and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. He lives in the shacks, and is very poor. So I had to pay for his bus tickets.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg, and he tried to unbuckle my belt. I grabbed him and said surprise tables have turned!! thinking he would have gotten a fright and stopped his ♥♥♥♥. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. His very horny. Does do cluster gang bangs. multi-penitration addict!

Horrifying force of nature