Who's this foot scrublord master general calling out meta? You do know meta has some of the best tryhards in the game right? Duel me anytime. I won't triple feint or reverse overhead and your head WILL roll. What will your excuse be then?

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WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK

I couldn't read your text as my Earl grey tea was more important. What you have to whine about across the forum is not
of consequence to me at all.

I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Keyes. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.

Keyes: You and I both know I'm a team player when it comes to maa
Keyes: most aren't
Keyes: but that's what makes me special

Hah just imagine, you're passing by admiring the nebula. Then out of nowhere you see the engine and lights from that ship turn on and head strait on your tail. Then you blow it up cause it's an flimsy interceptor.

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6:22 PM - biggums: do u like this hoodie?
6:22 PM - biggums: keyes?
6:22 PM - biggums: should i get it?
6:22 PM - biggums: look at the owl KEYES
6:22 PM - Keyes: Owl Print Womens Hoodies
6:22 PM - biggums: where does it say women
6:22 PM - biggums: its in male
6:22 PM - biggums: section
6:22 PM - Keyes: Owl Print Womens Hoodies Pullover Big Size Long Sleeve Hoodie Sweatshirt 4XL5XL
6:23 PM - biggums: its under mens clothing
6:23 PM - biggums: must be a misprint
6:23 PM - biggums: keyes?
6:23 PM - Keyes: bud there are pictures
6:23 PM - Keyes: of women wearing these clothes
6:23 PM - biggums: so i shouldnt get it?
6:23 PM - biggums: or no good?

you seen me in real life you'd be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHAKING you little ♥♥♥♥♥

My name is RAW BONER and I enjoy the sound. I like to fish and use my hanging genitals as bait for fish. I like to remove tonsils and give small animals circumcisions. I also really like hooks and Arabs but that's a secret, please don't tell anyone. I love putting slugs in condoms and then eating the condom, I can somehow make the snail come out only. I like to crazy glue dog tongues to my elbows.

I remember when Joe wasn't such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

!!!!!!!! KEYES IS ONLINE !!!

I'm not dead. Don't you ever think so. Like a phoenix, I will rise from the ashes to fight kids who take Chivalry way too seriously. Only when the kid thinks he has gotten good, will I come soaring onto the battleground. They'll think I'm cocky and become overaggressive. They will then ♥♥♥♥♥ and moan about gambling their "skillful feints." They will think they're clever, and then lose anyways. Their ego will be chipped away by some random guy who calls people kids, who barely uses half the tactics they do. They'll never understand that I know the exact mental process that leads to their over aggressiveness and increasingly sketchy play.

Keyes: You and I both know I'm a team player when it comes to maa
Keyes: most aren't
Keyes: but that's what makes me special

FADE IN:

EXT. KEELU HOUSEHOLD - DAY

In a quaint country home, the clock on the microwave blinks "FOOD IS READY". A two-handed sword with a single-edged blade rests against the counter.

DOCTERKEELU (gambler extraordinaire, removes a piping hot plate of scalloped potatoes from the beeping microwave):

Look child, our tatoes

BABYKEELU (a beautiful baby boy, four foot tall, gazes at the potatoes but yearns for something more):

Papa I have mastered your tatoes but when will you show me the secret to your power? To your blade?

DOCTER (places the potatoes on top of the microwave, and grabs the nearby sword with his right hand, reaches into his pocket with his left):

My secret? I'll show you [ http/i.imgur.com/b8Oq2UA.png ], my boy

FADE OUT

THE END

Actually we are approaching the meme singularity, as we now have a presidential candidate that is 98% pure meme. If the meme magic is strong enough, Trump will get elected, nuke Mecca with the entire US nuclear arsenal, creating a dimensional rift and summoning Kek, the rarest Pepe and god of trickery, who will then consume the universe and create a new meme-only universe.

Who's this foot scrublord master general calling out meta? You do know meta has some of the best tryhards in the game right? Duel me anytime. I won't triple feint or reverse overhead and your head WILL roll. What will your excuse be then?

Huh, some of those vods say otherwise. Weird.
Is it awkward in TS when they ask you to sit out? Must be routine now I guess.
Keep pretending that you're relevant and a top-tier contender. It's cute.

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Who's this foot scrublord master general calling out meta? You do know meta has some of the best tryhards in the game right? Duel me anytime. I won't triple feint or reverse overhead and your head WILL roll. What will your excuse be then?

Who's this foot scrublord master general calling out meta? You do know meta has some of the best tryhards in the game right? Duel me anytime. I won't triple feint or reverse overhead and your head WILL roll. What will your excuse be then?

Who's this foot scrublord master general calling out meta? You do know meta has some of the best tryhards in the game right? Duel me anytime. I won't triple feint or reverse overhead and your head WILL roll. What will your excuse be then?

alright have fun scrimming rangers and alpha diamonds until the clan dies, your clan will always be mediocre

Who's this foot scrublord master general calling out meta? You do know meta has some of the best tryhards in the game right? Duel me anytime. I won't triple feint or reverse overhead and your head WILL roll. What will your excuse be then?

Who's this foot scrublord master general calling out meta? You do know meta has some of the best tryhards in the game right? Duel me anytime. I won't triple feint or reverse overhead and your head WILL roll. What will your excuse be then?

Does it have a straw garage?

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play Chiv sometime its a really cool gamble game with a lot of spooky gambles, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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when you guys aren't full on members hit me up, i would like to be a member of meta :)

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At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered.
And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly.

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Hi Dan! You're pretty cool and stuff! :)

Hi Dan! You're pretty cool and stuff! :)

:O

How are you old friend? :)

Dan! :)

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SOMEONE has a knot in their pantalones.

Says the dude with nothing better to do than to stalk profiles typing 'you bad'.

you bad

Woah a ticket!

Hi Dan!!!