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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:26pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 9:19am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:05am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:29am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:54am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:29pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 11:24am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 11:24am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:55am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:29pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 11:25am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 9:44am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 6:35am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 6:36am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 6:39am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 7:52am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:00am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:09am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:03am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 11:39am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:17am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:26am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:14am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:55pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 7:26am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 9:19am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:46pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:32pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:54pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:56am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:47am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:47am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 5:52am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:14am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:00am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 12:49pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:07am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:02pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:25pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:28am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:29am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:28am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:17pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:17pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:17am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:43pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 12:48pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:14pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 8:07am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:45pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:01pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:25am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:25am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:30am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 7:38am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 6:49am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:00am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:56am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:53am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:48am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:14pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:10am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:23pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:24pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:51pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:09am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:32am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:55am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:13pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:17pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:02pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:17am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:46pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:44pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:45am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:26am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:30am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:27pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:23am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 9:42am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 12:34am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:27pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:34am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:26am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 9:20am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:21pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:44pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:44pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:45am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:11pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:19am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:19am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:29am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:20am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:33am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 6:26am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 10:04am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:18am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:30am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:05am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 12:40pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 11:03am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 11:03am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:39am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 7:35am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 10:14am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:40am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:26am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:25am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:25am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:36pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:36pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:36pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 11:45am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:26pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:44pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:11pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:25am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 7:52am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:39pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 8:39am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:24am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:27pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 7:38am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:39am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:32am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:07am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:47pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 5:54am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 12:34am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:24am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 7:01am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:01pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:09am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:14am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:39am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:13am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 4:12am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:38am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 3:02am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 11:34am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 12:59pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 7:57am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 7:34am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:41am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:05am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 3:43am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 3:02am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:31am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 11:08am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:36am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:29am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 7:41am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:58am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 7:17am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 7:41am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 7:02am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 12:15pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:29am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 7:29am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 7:29am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 7:57am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 7:58am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 7:59am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:14am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:14am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:44am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:42am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:48pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:04am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:25am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 7:02am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:15pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:35am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:33am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:14pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:41am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:05am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:44am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:42am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:54am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 4:11am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:36pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:55am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:21pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 12:37pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:32am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:17am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:05am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:33am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:19pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 5:02am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:34am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:21am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 7:29am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 7:57am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 7:41am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 1:37am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:35am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:15am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:44am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:44am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:44am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:33am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:33am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:42am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:15pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 4:11am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:16am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:19am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:48pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 7:17am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 4:22pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:20am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 8:41am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:40am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:16am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:53am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:43am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:44am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:44am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:33am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:33am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:38am



Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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