Schlechter Kellner, der ist so langsam da ist das Essen kalt wenn der da ist! #slowrunners

Einer von uns beiden ist nicht lustig, und ich bins nicht

-rep goes to clean the kitchen mid game

It was five years ago , i was alone at home , I remembered that i had watched some good movie with element of sex , wanted to try it in real life , but there was not girl near me , got an idea , to try it with something that looks like vagina and I made a decision , i puted my penis into toaster , that was a bad idea and it still suffer sometimes even throughout five years.

Remember kids , do not put your penis into toaste

+rep freundlicher Mitbürger nordeuropäischer Herkunft arischer Rasse

+rep good trader