"An Absolute Masterclass in Failure 🎮🔥"

If you're ever feeling down about your gameplay, just watch this guy for five minutes. You'll feel like a pro immediately.

Some highlights include:

Running straight into grenades like they’re power-ups.

Aiming like he’s using a banana instead of a mouse.

Strategy? His strategy is to hope the enemy trips and dies laughing.

Once tried to sneak up on someone... while sprinting and yelling in voice chat.

We don’t call him the “Walking Tutorial for Enemies” for nothing.

10/10 comic relief.
Would queue with again—purely for the entertainment value.

This player is absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills. He also needs to learn not to mic spamming, crying while playing, kill teammates mistaking them for enemies, being a lil ♥♥♥♥♥ (that's his nickname btw). But overall hes actually a pretty good player

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play left 4 dead sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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-rep is a depressed bagel pretending to be happy

+rep almost as good as nova 3's