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62.5 hrs on record (51.2 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it is so good.
Posted 11 June, 2017.
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8.8 hrs on record
It may have one or two UI improvements over the original Poker Night, but holy crap it is difficult to sit through an entire round of poker with the constant bombardment of insults thrown at you. Telltale requires you to play poker a specific way to win this game - bet all the time, every round, in large amounts. God forbid you play it smart, because every time you "check" each player at the table has their own specialized line for calling you a wussy baby. If you're a defensive poker player (or you play poker a lot,) these insults are all you'll ever hear. They run out of original dialogue very quickly, so at least 80% of the gameplay is being insulted for your knowledge of poker strategy. It's not even fun poker to be honest. You're better off saving the money and playing a free poker flash game. The character's lines add nothing positive to this experience.
Posted 29 June, 2014.
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0.8 hrs on record
Tried so hard to watch the opening cutscene and couldn't - lag caused by glitchy graphics forced me to quit the game twice. Third time - voice acting is terrible and the audio got stuck in an annoying loop, had to restart again. Fourth time - again, had to listen to the same 3 seconds of audio repeat itself while the video advances. I'm not about to try a fifth... couldn't even make it to the gameplay because the freezing was so bad. This is just terribly written software which isn't worth your money.
Posted 29 June, 2014. Last edited 29 June, 2014.
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191.4 hrs on record (88.9 hrs at review time)
A fantastic cooperative game to play with friends. Successful blimp battles rely heavily on communcation and teamwork, so if winning through team play your thing GoI:O is perfect for you. There's a lot of depth to its metagame and lots to learn. It's the kind of game you'll make friends playing, unlike SOME multiplayer games that make your friends hate you.
Posted 27 June, 2014.
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86.1 hrs on record (63.3 hrs at review time)
Solid roguelike with great combat mechanics. Split second decision making is key, so the ability to instantly pause combat anytime is wonderful. It rewards your critical thinking and resource management skills with real-time consequences, without relying on attack pattern memorization or fast reflexes.
Posted 27 June, 2014.
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