Zeas_
ZakM.   Fresno, California, United States
Level
41
Crystal Skull
100 XP
 
 
I'm a'Murican I wiegh 390lbs and I love Mcdonalds.
I'm 37 y\o and un-employed but I help the economy by spending my welfare and disability on video games. (I'm morbidly obese) I'm looking for love, I'm looking for a girl that's 120lbs (no fat chicks) who has to make 30$\H or more so they can support me like mom does. Also my mom will have to teach you how to behave. I may have acne enough to scab over the country of Ziwanbee, but i'm a major sex freak. I have a very large you know what, coming in at 4 inchs I can please any women, and the only she'll thing laugh at is when my body hair touchs them.
P.S must be a big booty hoe
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CheesyGloypist69 4 Sep, 2019 @ 11:18pm 
Hey! It's the admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay TF2 server that you play on! I wanted to personally show my gratitude for the £400 you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log make sure to let me know and I'll get you that custom pony skin/model you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but I'll get my friend to work on it (he's good with computers and modeling stuff) Thank you once again for the donation and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!!
cal 9 Apr, 2019 @ 9:38pm 
thinks hes cool for watching franz on youtube.com
Hvítr Ulfr 2 Oct, 2018 @ 10:29am 
+Rep
Loud Voices 7 Oct, 2017 @ 4:31pm 
Before i played with Zeas_



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　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
　　　 <　⌒ヽ
　　　/ 　 へ＼
　　 /　　/　＼＼
　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ
　　/　/
　 /　/|
　(　(ヽ
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　| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
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After I played with Zeas_

／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　 　ム｀ヽ
/ ノ) 　 ）　ヽ
/ ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／
丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/
　　 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ
　　　 丶 ￣ _人'彡)
Loud Voices 29 Jun, 2017 @ 8:47pm 
Your a hacker, fixed my modem
Hitherix 28 Mar, 2017 @ 9:05pm 
+rep 10/10 would let him tickle my toes again